Just who was this Jesus character?

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  There are three good reasons to believe that Jesus was Afro-American:

  1. He called everyone 'brother',
  2. He liked Gospel,
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

  But then, there are three equally good reasons to believe that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He followed into his father's business,
  2. He lived at home until he was 33,
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god.

  But then again, there are three compelling reasons to believe that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with his hands,
  2. He had wine with every meal,
  3. He used olive oil.

  But then again, there are three reasons to believe that Jesus was Californian:

  1. He never cut his hair,
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time,
  3. He started a new religion.

  But, then again, there are three equally good reasons to believe that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married,
  2. He was always telling stories,
  3. He loved green pastures.

  But the most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food,
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it,
  3. And, even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.

  cheeses - who says, if anyone is offended....well,......that's just a bit of bad luck
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  greven

  One most compelling reason why Jesus was an American:

  He had no humor whatsoever.

  No jokes, no witty comments, deadly serious bloke really.

  Greven
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  Hamas

  HOLEY CHEESES!

  LOL

  very funny !
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  Hamas

  Shouldn't that be he must have been black because he was ALWAYS on trial for something?

  You know, I think Jesus was a Jehovah's Witness after all.

  Like you said, he lived at home with his parents half his life , he only worked part time and died a virgin ! lol
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  A Paduan

  When the jws call, just say that you want to be a long haired carpenter that likes mucking around on boats - but would they prefer you were more like Jesus - like them ?
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  gumby

  I heard he couldn't have been born where he was suppose to have been born because they couldn't find three wise men .....or a virgin where he lived.

  Gumby