JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

by Room 215 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    When you find yourself having an urge to masturbate, wear this handy reminder of jehoho's rules about self abuse!


  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Brothers, are you having a hard time finding a spiritual mateTM? We have a solution. Attract them younger, before the other brothers get their mitts on them! Wear this lollipop tie tack as a conversation starter with pre-pubescent dubbies.


  • Dagney
    Dagney

    I'm wondering if this company is getting into the pin collecting business also..with the lanyards and all the pins.

    It's interesting if they have HQ's blessing to spread the jw.org logo.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Pioneers, are you dismayed that you don't have fancy job titles or prestigious college degrees to show off? Your search is over! Now you can tote around this keychain that proves you are superfine. And this is a great way for singles to show off your spiritual status.


  • rebel8
    rebel8

    The Brooklyn tie tacks were so popular, they're on back order.

    I want to ask them if they could make a Watchtower Farms pollution bookbag.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I'm enough of a cynic to believe that this site is probably run by an apostate who is using "Yes, we are Jehovah's Witnesses" as a form of "Anti-Theocratic Warfare".

    I am seriously thinking of doing this, but this is me we're talking about, so the messages will need to be a lot more on the edge.

  • millie210
    millie210
  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    JW Tchotchkes ... what are these dummies thinking?

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  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    You're killin me Rebel!!

  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister
    Sir82 Even worse - it's not just idolatry - it's tacky idolatry.
    If you're gong to wear idols, at least make it look nice! Sheesh.

    Amen to that ! Let's face it when you look at the fabulous art, literature, statuary , music you name it the paganzz have got it!! Idol style in abundance!!Greeks Egyptians..even the Catholics with the Sistine Chapel!..now we have the JW idols..epic fail!

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