God's Phone Number: Found at Last!

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  • CaptainSchmideo
    CaptainSchmideo

    I don't know if this has been posted yet, but it made me laugh.

    To all you blokes in OZ, you just KNEW that God's name was really Bruce!

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    Phone number causes 'Almighty' uproar

    Thursday, May 29, 2003 Posted: 1:39 PM EDT (1739 GMT)

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    TAMPA, Florida (AP) -- A lot of mortals who happen to share God's telephone number -- or at least the one He uses in the new movie "Bruce Almighty" -- have spent days now taking calls from curious dialers, snickering cranks and desperate souls.

    In the hit movie, a TV newsman played by Jim Carrey is endowed by God with divine powers, allowing him to perform such feats as parting a bowl of tomato soup like the Red Sea. God's phone number is repeatedly displayed on the newsman's pager whenever the Lord tries to summon him.

    Usually, movies and TV shows use the telephone exchange 555, which is not used for homes and businesses. But "Bruce Almighty" used a seven-digit number valid in many parts of the country.

    Many moviegoers have remembered the number and put it to work in their own area codes.

    A woman in Pinellas Park, Florida, has threatened to sue the movie studio because of the 20 calls per hour clogging her cell phone. A Colorado radio network was getting dozens a day Wednesday, five days after the movie hit theaters, and is planning to build a contest around the phenomenon.

    In Sanford, North Carolina, the listing belongs to a church whose minister is actually named Bruce. And he is not amused.

    "It's a movie that mocks God and makes a mockery of religion," said the Rev. Bruce MacInnes, pastor of Turner's Chapel Church. "I'm not too thrilled with it at all. But the Lord God is one that could use something that's meant for evil and turn it around for good. So this may very well be the reason that that number showed up."

    Universal Pictures, which produced the film, said in a statement Wednesday that the phone number was chosen because it does not exist in the Buffalo, New York, area, where the movie is set. The studio offered no further comment.

    A database search turned up more than 30 listings nationwide for the number in the movie.

    'God's messenger'

    In Cornelia, Georgia, the number belongs to the Rev. Patrick Collington, an evangelist who runs Souls for Christ Ministries. His wife, Tracy, said they have gotten about 100 calls since Friday -- mostly people asking for God and hanging up -- but they are not bothered.

    The family went to see the movie Tuesday night and loved it.

    "It was funny, and knowing God's phone number was our number was really something to be excited about," she said.

    Donna Augustin of Parrish, Florida, said her family has gotten about 200 God calls since Friday. Her three children think it is hilarious. A new message on their answering machine informs callers that they have reached "God's messenger" and should "call Jim Carrey" instead.

    Some callers of the Augustin home leave messages ranging from sweet to obscene. Most try to come up with something funny. One guy wanted to know when God would answer his prayers and make him a porn star.

    In Longmont, Colorado, the Colorado Radio Network's nine lines started lighting up Monday with God callers, a good number of whom actually seemed to think they found a direct line to the Lord, according to Ron Nickel, the network's senior vice president.

    "God, I really need to talk to you," one woman said in a message. "I need to repent because I've cheated on my husband five times, but I guess all of us people who are prostitutes eventually cheat on our husbands."

    Nickel said the network of five stations plans to turn the whole thing into a contest. Listeners will be asked what they would say to God if they could call Him. The host of the stations' only religious show will pick the winner.

    "This just dropped right out of the sky into our lap," Nickel said. "We would have to be stupid to get angry."


    Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
  • bittersweet
    bittersweet

    This is so funny. In Boston the number belongs to a dentist office, and they are getting a little agrivated over it. They had a little blip about it on the news the other night.

    Btw, I saw the movie and thought it was hilarious. I loved it when Jim Carreys character was trying to figure out a more organised way of dealing with all the prayers, so he decided to use the internet. Instead of Yahoo, the web page was YAHWEH ( and they sang the little jingle singing YAHWEH instead of Yahoo ), and it said " You have prayers ". Too funny.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    This is the same as the problem the song "867-5309 / Jenny" Caused.

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