Watchtower's new revenue stream, tourism!

by nowwhat? 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • nowwhat?

    Come to "witness world"! At our new lakeside corporate resort we have a bible museum! Take a picture with Caleb and Sofia! Then take a short drive down the road and visit our new. Multi million movie production studio and sound stage! The next day be sure to visit Patterson where we churn out the latest brainwashed super dubs! And better visit watchtower farms before that goes on the chopping block next. All the while stay at our new hotel! Please note all the contribution boxes located at every turn for your convenience! Make your vacation plans NOW!

  • pontoon
    Don't forget to have a fine meal at the JW dinner next door to the hotel.
  • careful

    I wonder if they'll tell each tourist group half way through the tour that the contributions for meeting the expenses of hosting their tour, $75,000 per group, is falling short, and that Jehovah has loving seen to it that contribution boxes are conveniently placed throughout the complex.

    "We know you'll do the right thing, brothers."
  • Are you serious
    Are you serious

    They have a diner now next to the hotel?

  • cha ching
    cha ching

    Careful, You said it... "the contributions for the tour guide expenses have fallen short, and we know you will 'do the right thing'"

  • steve2

    Some would argue that an onsite museum is the perfect setting for JW literature. Home at last! I can see it now:

    Displays showing the progress in predicting the end from the 19th through to the 21st century with colourful charts highlighting old quotes from Russell's day about the end coming in 1914 through to more recent quotes about the new system being here before the end of the 20th Century.

  • Londo111

    This is not new.

    Companies for Bethel tourism (as well as for International Conventions) have been around a long time.

  • pontoon

    Are you serious --- yes, I am serious. They bought the pretty new Marriot next to Orange County Choppers and a short distance down the road they bought the Hampton Inn and the dinner next to it. All within a mile of their flagship Newburgh Assembly Hall

  • sparrowdown

    And "the end" is around the corner?

    Yeah, sure it is 😉.

  • steve2

    Let me guess: The diner will not be serving Black Pudding.

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