I was watching a movie on TV this afternoon...............a British movie called Strange Relations, and starring Paul Reiser, as an adopted man in search of his birth family in England. The Paul Reiser character was holding a large envelope and knocked on a door, in a poor part of town. A woman answered the door, and said "Jesus or Jehovah?" He said "what?" And she said "Mormons or Witnesses?"
That was funny.