hell [}:)]

by dark clouds 8 Replies latest jw friends

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  dark clouds

  i recieved this email this morning and found it amusing so i thought i would share it here. . . .

  The following is an actual exam question given on a University of
  Washington chemistry mid term. . .
  
  The answer by one student was so"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. . . .

  Bonus Question:
  Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)?

  Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

  One student, however, wrote the following:

  "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.

  I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
  Hell, it will not leave. Therefore; no souls are leaving.

  As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different
  religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

  Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion,
  we can project that most souls go to Hell.

  With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
  of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

  Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

  This gives two possibilities:
  1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
  2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

  So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not
  succeeded in having that event take place, then #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

  **The student received the only "A" given.
  

  chuck
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  slipnslidemaster

  God damn. I wish I was as smart as that guy!

  . o O (slipnslidemaster)
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  mommy

  DC,
  That was great! Thanks for sharing it.
  wendy
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  Had Enough

  Thanks dark clouds:

  What an interesting slant on hell freezing over. I'll never be able to say that again without thinking of this piece of work!!

  Had Enough
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  logical

  Did he have a few joints before writing that?
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  battman

  Sometimes logic does work,

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  dark clouds

  battman

  i hope you didnot get that close and personal with the droppings,

  btw, htf do you connect bear droppings with hell, please share. .

  slightly intrigued. . .
  chuck
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  VeniceIT

  So do we Slip

  Ven
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  unanswered

  dark clouds-LMFAO, that was way too funny. thanks for your scientific sharings.-nate