The Modern Mind
We believe in Marx Freud and Darwin
We believe everything is OK as long as you don’t hurt anyone to the best of your definition of hurt, and to the best of your knowledge.
We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy’s OK.
We believe that taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything’s getting better despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated, and you can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there’s something in horoscopes, UFO’s and bent spoons.
Jesus was a good man just like Buddha, Mohammed, and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher though we think, His good morals were bad.
We believe that all religions are basically the same-at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.
We believe that after death comes the Nothing, because when you ask the dead what happens
they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then its compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps
Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Kahn
We believe in Masters and Johnson
What’s selected is average. What’s average is normal. What’s normal is good.
We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors. And the Russians would be sure to follow.
We believe that man is essentially good. It’s only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society. Society is the fault of conditions. Conditions are the fault of society.
We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly. The universe will readjust. History will alter.
We believe that there is no absolute truth excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.
We believe in the rejection of creeds, and the flowering of individual thought.
If chance be the Father of all flesh, disaster is his rainbow in the sky and when you hear
State of Emergency! Sniper Kills Ten! Troops on Rampage! Whites go Looting! Bomb Blasts School!
It is but the sound of man worshiping his maker.
Steve Turner, (English journalist), “Creed,” his satirical poem on the modern mind.
i was wondering why I haven't visited this site in over a week:-
In your O.P I counted " We believe" 15 times. So it would appear you already know what I believe. Anyway thanks for telling me what I believe. Sadly I am sure others posters will contribute to this thead with what " they believe" . However this is a waste of time when all your previous threads are about " What you believe" which you translate as what " we believe.
I'm not sure of the context of this or intent, but if taken literally, it would be nonsensical.
So much of that list is mutually exclusive. Not to mention stereotypical.
The arrogance of some christians is astonishing.
towerwatchman...............................Do you realize what an incredible anal sphincter that you are?
Since 'Chance' is the father of flesh. Everything becomes relative.
This is why I hate modern 'poetry'.