Decisions, Decisions.....

by teenyuck 4 Replies latest jw friends

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  teenyuck

  With the numerous types of creams available to the women of the world, a startling problem has developed.

  We have *firming cream.*

  We have *tanning cream.*

  We have *moisturizing cream that inhibits hair cream.*

  So, do you get firm and tan?

  Tan and less hairy?

  Firm and less hairy?

  Or do you try all three and get firm and tan while inhibiting hair growth? If you use all three, will they cancel each other out? The tanner needs to be on clean skin. So does the hair inhibitor...

  I am so confused!
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  teenyuck

  Since I am confused, why hasn't someone come up with a hair inhibiting anti-persperiant?
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  hippikon

  I have just invented a breast enlargement cream - must to professionally applied
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  teenyuck

  hipp---it must be firming and enlarging....do you see the problems?

  BTW, how much and where to I get it?
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  hippikon

  Post pictures of the area in question and I will send a qualified and trained applicator to your door.