Fluff

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  • Jayson
    Jayson
    HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?

    The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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    Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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    Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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    Coca-Cola was originally green.
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    It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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    The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
    Alaska
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    The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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    The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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    The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
    61,000
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    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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    The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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    The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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    The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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    Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
    Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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    If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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    Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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    "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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    Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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    Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
    A. Conception.
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    Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
    A. Their birthplace
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    Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
    A. Obsession
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    Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
    A. One thousand
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    Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
    A. All invented by women.
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    Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
    A. Honey
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    Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
    A. Father's Day
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    Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
    A. He was allergic to carrots.
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    Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
    A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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    In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.
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    In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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    Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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    In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden ... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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    AND FINALLY....................................................

    At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck
    At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

    I tried...couldn't do it!

  • Matty
    Matty

    *patiently waiting for FunkyDerek to check each and every one of them for validity and report his findings here*

  • JH
    JH

    Believe it or not, I did lick my elbow.

    How you ask?

    by puting my right arm straight up to the ceiling ,not bent, and using my left hand to bring my left arm closer to my tongue and I licked the side of my right elbow.

    OK, maybe I was 2 inches away...

  • JH
    JH

    I guess this guy wouldn't have any trouble with that...

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Oh, and how many of you noticed the pagan derivation of the honeymoon? It began in Babylon, no less.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

    A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

    A shrimp's heart is in their head.

    People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.

    In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).

    It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

    A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

    Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

    By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.

    On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

    More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

    Rats and horses can't vomit.

    The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

    If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

    Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

    Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

    If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

    In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

    The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

    Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

    A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

    23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

    In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

    Most lipstick contains fish scales.

    Cat's urine glows under a black light.

    Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

    And now you know ..... the rest of the story.

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