I can just imagine Tight Pants Tony walking around bethel talking all the time to his imaginary friend Jehovah, a very one sided conversation which he speaks in a under tone all day.
Here's Tony walking down the hall of bethel mumbling to him self:
TTT: Look at that Jehovah how disrespectful! I hate these tight clothes as I so very well know you do. Maybe I can get some of my GB helpers to give a strong talk on this subject, and have a few Watchtower studies on the taboos of tight fitting clothes.
IJ(imaginary Jehovah): No comment.
TTT: Jehovah you can see his genitalia, those pants are so tight, how disrespectful of me and you, has that brother no shame, don't get too disgusted Jehovah I will handle this at our next GB meeting.
TTT: I think the reason we are having money problem is because we are not doing enough to get people to stop offending you by wearing these tight fitting clothes Jehovah, and so you are drying up our contribution and slapping us with child molestation lawsuit all around the whole world.
TTT: Jehovah, please forgive me for touching my private but with all these disgusting tight fitting clothes everybody wearing these day especially those nice looking young brothers, I just couldn't help it, I'm so thankful you are a forgiving God so I pray for your forgiveness in Jesus name my brother. I could almost cut off my hand if I ever do that again.
IJ: more silence
TTT: Just trying to keep it real Jehovah, don't these people know that in the good old days when you rule your people Israel with an iron fist that they could have been put to death for not wearing the right garments. I'll just have to remind them any chance I get, out of loyalty to you.