This discussion that is on the purge language forum, shows just how messed some JW's can be. I was disgusted at some of these comments. Especially the one by Indigo.
This is just messed up!
bah! neeeeevermind. Can't get the damn link to work!!!
What's the name of the thread?
Found this piece of Vogon Poetry over there:
You know I think them folks is swell!
They say there ain't no burning hell;
That when we finally up and die
We've got no souls that upward fly.
(The way the preacher told us all)
But just the resurrection call
Remains our only hope at all;
As lifeless we lie still in death
Without a movement or a breath
No torture or eternal bliss
Oh, what a great relief is this!
So I do thank you Witness folk
For liftin' off that heavy yoke
And furdermore they showed me next
Right from the Holy Book's own text;
No "Blessed Trinity" exists
Within a mass of foggy mists
Jehovah is our God instead
It's what my Bible really said;
That threefold god sure puzzled me
I left it to my priest, you see.
Until I studied, that's the key
And then the Bible set me free.
Here's what passes as a funny story over there:
Funny Book Study Story
When I was about 8 years old, we had the book study in my parents home. One night during the "Christmas" season, we had a visit by "Carolers" during the book study. My mom answered the door and they started singing "We wish you a Merry Christmas". My mom point blank said, that "Were having a Bible study and don't have time to listen to Christmas singing" I wish I could have seen the look on those singers faces!
Anyway, mom returns to the group and there is silence and then everyone starts laughing at what my mother just said.
Can't you just feel the love?
Nothing like saying "thank you". Even if one does not agree with the reason carolers might show up, it's nice to at least say thanks and not be so cocky.
Funny Book Study Story
When we had book study in our house, several sisters would pretend to go to the bathroom but instead make a right turn and go through my wife's underwear drawer. One time a sister took several feminine products from our bathroom, and kept on taking them until my wife told her to stop. But the funniest was the two children who would show up and tell us how hungry they were since they hadn't been fed.
What wacky times we had with those wild and crazy brothers and sisters. Just imagine how much fun it would be to spend eternity with them.