This is some screwy stuff!!!
Dogs rank higher than spouses - UK survey
London - One in three British dog owners spends more time with their pet than with their partner - and when it comes to sleeping, they rate highly as cuddly bedfellows, a survey has shown.
Over 40 percent of dog-owners allow their four-legged friends to share their bed, the poll of 500 dog owners on behalf of Churchill Insurance found.
Eleven percent even felt that their pooches had assumed a more important role in their lives than their spouses.
Two in three said their dog was their best friend and one in 10 said it was more important to them than their family.