Is god laughing at us
Do you ever wonder that there is a god and he is just looking down at us and laughing his arse off.
"look at those stupid humans.....Mwuahahahahahah.....now time to get some popcorn"
Reminds me of a joke I read somewhere:
God is planning his vacation. He ask St. Peter where he thinks he should go. St. Peter says "how about Mars?" "No, Mars is way too hot for me." St Peters thinks again and says "how about Pluto?" "No Pluto is way too cold". St. Peter scratches his head "I dunno, why don't you go back to Earth?" "Are you kidding, last time I went there I had an affair with a great Jewish girl and they've been talking about it even since".
With the lousy weather we had all winter, and now raining all april. There was 2 or 3 sunny days since 5 weeks. I picture God like this.
He must be laughing at us...
Of all the character traits the bible attributes to God : love, hathred, vindictiveness etc never ever is their any mention of humor. None. Eventhough we supposedly were created in his image. The same is true for jesus: he cries, get mad, has pity etc but never laughs. Weird.
I actually do not believe in a God, but if there were one:
Yeah he sure would laugh his arse off at the sheer sillyness on earth. But would he not be tremendously sad by all the horrors commited by one human against another. Nothing to laugh at really. IF he is a loving God, not the one from the bible, He actually enjoys suffering.
*it rains, so I am pissed. Could color my post a bit*
i sure am!
Gulf War II, earthquake in Turkey, SARS........
I can't see He's got much to laugh at!
Go flaccidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss, and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the F.B.I. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you; that lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls will scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth; birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan. And let not the sand of time get into your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you conceive him to be -- hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.
Assuming you're serious about the question, it's clear that it's a projection from what we've been taught and/or what we've learned. Who is wondering if God is laughing at us?
LOL comf! " hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin" I'll go with the cosmic muffin..:p ~Aztec
LOL at you guys
I was speaking in terms about the possibility that we are like "gods" ant farm.
I don't really serious believe it but sometimes especially when Murphys Law comes into play you just want to say...it figures...I must be giving god some kind of entertainment.
Oh well-------who knows and if you do....quit playing with us