An almost 3-year old was watching a video on an obsolete phone given to him by his mama.
The video was of The Joker manhandling Spider Man, the tyke's hero.
The villain and the hero were in a driveway that was similar to that of the house where tyke lived.
He handed the phone to his grandma, stating, "Hold my iPhone, Grandma, while I go outside."
"Why are you going outside?"
"To beat up the Joker because he's getting on my nerves!"
True story that I personally witnessed.