Um Adult Hello Kitty ???and other wierd stuff.

by Xandria 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Xandria
    ITEM KTY100 Hello Kitty Vibrator ~ Shoulder massage
    This item is in stock in Japan. Weight: 300g. Price: $24.00
    Product type: Health item

    Long-rumored and written off by many as an urban legend, J-List is happy to report that we've obtained stock of the infamous Hello Kitty shoulder massagers. A really cool battery-operated vibrating stick that's made for massaging the neck and shoulder, this licensed Sanrio product (intended for sale in Japan only) comes in an attractive display box so you can display it as an "object of bizarre Japanese pop culture" if you don't want to use it for any other purpose. The top of the unit features a very cute, bulbous Hello Kitty, holding her teddy bear. A very wacky vibrator-like item from Japan. Comes with one AA battery. An wonderful and bizarre item from Japan!

    Please note that our supply of this unique and rare item is not endless and sadly, we've received word that the factory is no longer making these. Get yours before the last are gone! A great adult toy item!

    ITEM TY402 Boob Eye Mask ~ I Eye Mask -- Pink
    Number in stock: 10 Weight: 100g. Price: $6.50
    Product type: Joke item
    This great joke item is a eye mask for sleeping or for use as a blindfold at parties. Simulating a pair of large, soft breasts in frilly lingerie, it is an extremely wacky parody item from Japan that is simply irresistible. Padded, it's extremely soft, and comes with two elastic bands for attachment to your ears. The Japanese use joke items like this at weddings and parties to get laughs and have fun.

    A deluxe brand-new Hello Kitty shoulder massager (which can be used for other purposes if you so wish it), this is a very large sized massager that unfolds into an "L" shape, allowing you to give yourself a vigorous massage along the back, shoulder and neck. It feels great! The massage is delivered through strong vibrating motors in Kitty's head, which is extra large and bulbous. Takes three size "D" batteries, not included. An actual authentic Sanrio licensed product, and only available in Japan! A great sequel to the famous Hello Kitty vibrator! A great adult toy item!

    This cool drink dispenser is all the rage in Japan, featuring the Belgian "peeing" cherub statue known as Mannekin Pis that is incredibly popular here in Japan, thanks in part to the Dakara soft drink commercials. This great item is perfect for parties or impressing guests with the wacky things you find from Japan. Holding up to 18 ounces of your favorite liquid (including alcoholic or other beverages), the little statue dispenses it into your glass when you press down on the two buttons behind the figure. Decorated in classical white statue and a heart which parody the Dakara soft drink cans and logos. Stands 30 cm (12 inches). Two AA (R6) batteries required (sold separately).

    Guess they took Austin Powers too Seriously!

    Here's a great item for your office of study area: a cute Hello Kitty hand shredder, which lets you quickly dispose of any documents or papers you don't want others to see. Very cute plastic styling, easy to turn crank allows you to shred any paper into tiny strips. The paper collects in the included paper holder.

    No office is complete with out a Hello Kitty Shredder

    A super new wacky Japanese T-shirt from J-List, the new "Hen na Gaijin" ("I'm a strange foreigner") is beautiful, with the words printed in kanji and katakana on a 100% cotton shirt. The word "gaijin" is written in katakana, although it's more usual to write it in kanji, for stylistic purposes -- while kanji can be read by Chinese and Koreans, writing it in katakana gives the shirt a uniquely Japanese design. New sizes are in stock, too -- choose from S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL(blue only )! And now, you can choose your shirt color (dark blue or brown)! (Note that the brown shirt is not available in 3XL size.)
    Pocari Sweat is famous all over the world because it got, um, an odd name that makes you think you're drinking someone's sweat. What it really is is a refreshing sports drink that puts various chemicals back into your body that you lose while sweating. (Pocari comes from the Japanese word pokkari, which means "floating like a cloud"). Now you can enjoy this great drink in powder form. Just add the powder to a liter of cold water and you're set to go. A great item from Japan and J-List!

    Strange Indeed.. but what do I know. Ah Culture.. I think ?

    Here's an attractive new Hello Kitty toilet paper design for those who think Sanrio's popular symbol of Japan and toilet paper go together! With a bright fruity design showing Kitty surrounded by a ring of floating fruit, this is a great item for either actual use or for display. This item is perfect as a gift, because people who both love and hate Hello Kitty will get great use out of it! The roll of toilet paper is scented, and features images of Kitty printed on the toilet paper itself as well as on the outside wrapping. A great item from Japan.

    Hum.. I detect a Hello Kitty obsession.


  • LyinEyes

    I used to have all of the Hello Kitty stuff,,,,,,,,my mom's favorite store was Selber Brothers........and this was the only thing cool , for a 8 yr old to look at.

    I still love Hello Kitty,,,,,,,,humm ,, a little different stuff than I remember but hey it has been many years ago.

    I love cartoons like Betty Boop, Scooby ,etc., I still love my Madame Alexander dolls, Barbies and wish that I could fit into all the cute clothes my daughter finds at Limited too,,,, they have the cutest things ,,,,,they just didnt have stores like that when I was her age..... You can even take your best friend in there and get in a boothe and get your picture made into stickers . God to be 10 years old again ,,,,,,, lol, different parents maybe,,,,,, but so many cool things out now.

  • mattnoel

    Apparantly here in the UK a Harry Potter Broomstick was being sold that vibrated to some how simulate flying. They noticed that a lot of teenage school girls where suddenly buying thes.........until a newspaper exposed what was really going on.

  • liquidsky

    Harry Potter's Big Broomstick? Looks like the perverts from Mattel have been busy. Their latest creation is a vibrating broomstick that teenage girls everywhere seem to love. The following reviews were pulled off of's page for the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick. Amazon temporarily stopped selling the item after we sent in the last review below titled "Perverts." Guess they wised up after that. If you go to Amazon's web site now, you will see that they deleted all of the controversial reviews. But we had the forethought to make a web archive of the original page before Amazon sanitized it. See our exclusive link below to check it out. Amazon currently sells the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick for only $19.99, but the sex shops in New York City double the price. Regardless of where you buy this thing, make sure you pick up some extra batteries and keep your teenage daughters away from it. Who knew Harry was such a stud. by JLOVE

    Here's the original page of the Harry Potter Broomstick before they censored it. This is a web archive file and requires Internet Explorer to view it.
    Spotlight Reviews
    GREAT TOY!, June 11, 2002 - Reviewer: "My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!" Ashley from TX

    Keep the batteries out! , December 26, 2001 - Reviewer: "A toy enthusiast from NJ; This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed."

    Excellent! , June 11, 2002 - Reviewer: "When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I recommend this for all children."

    Harry Potter Toy, August 28, 2002 - Reviewer: "I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one." A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA

    Harry Potter Toy, November 8, 2002 - Reviewer: "Suppression! What is wrong with little girls getting a littel stimulated? Why send a dirty review to Amazon hoping to discourage them from selling this? Do you think little girls are not already playing and exploring with things down there? Maybe something like this will make them more comfortable and confident about their sexuality instead of embarassed and fearful. I say every girl should have one! "

    Perverts!, September 4, 2002 - Reviewer: "I was walking to work today through Times Square, and one of the Adult Sex shops was selling this "toy" for $40. I wasn't sure exactly why, so I did a search on the internet and found a page on selling the item. Now that I know this is a "VIBRATING" broom stick that you are suppose to place between your legs, it makes more sense. The people who work at Mattel are such perverts."

    Kinky , Feb. 27, 2003 - User: "As soon as I saw it on, it hit me to buy it before they were all gone. I got it a few days later, and wasted no time in turning it into a sex toy for my g/f. Although the vibration isnt that stimulating (for an 18y old at least), seeing a woman get herself off with a vibrating harry potter broom is kinky enough to turn any guy off, and with a little encouragement, it doesnt take long for the woman to get off. All in all, its the kinkiest sex toy I have seen anywhere." Chris
  • mattnoel

    he he hilarious eh

  • liquidsky

    heh I'm thinkging maybe I should get one those broomsticks.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    And now we all know what this nun is looking at

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