Was Judas Iscariot 1 of the 144,000?

by badboy 5 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • badboy
    badboy

    In the April 1 2003 WT,its says that Judas wasn't present at the Last Supper quoting John 13??? or whatever about Jesus giving Judas a morsel, but if U read Luke 20 v20,which comes immediately after mention of Last Supper,Jesus says`there is the hand of a traitor with mine on the table'.

    According 2 my jw neighbour who gave me some more magazines,Judas couldn't have been at last supper because would Jesus have made a covenant with Judas?

    `The gospel accounts R confusing but if U study them U will work these things out'

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Well, that would make for a zippy little heavenly government, wouldn't it? I can hear those Board meetings now:

    Jesus: One dissenting vote? AGAIN? Judas, I know that's you.

    Judas: What? What'd I do? These are secret ballots -- maybe it's John.

    Jesus: It can't be John.

    Judas: Oh, that's right, take his side. He always was Teacher's Pet.

    Jesus: Look, Judas, I still have the power to read minds and I don't like what I'm reading right now from you!

    Judas: Well, too bad -- you made me immortal and there isn't anything you can do about it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!

    Jehovah: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? CAN'T YOU SPIRITS KEEP IT DOWN? I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON MY NEXT UNIVERSE AND I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK WITH ALL THE ARGUING.

    Jesus: Sorry, Dad. [Aside to Judas: Now see what you did.]

    Judas: Me? He's YOUR dad and this is YOUR Kingdom.

    [Degenerates into fight. Causes hailstorm on earth, with golfball size hail reported in Carrollton and Murphy, Texas. The question of whether to dissolve WTBTS shelved yet again.]

    Nina (of the Highly-Irreverent class)

  • Big Tex
  • badboy
    badboy

    I understand from my rector that Judas was present at last supper!

    He says jws should read their bible more!

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    You should see your doctor if you think your rectum is talking to you. Could be a bad case of wind and partial deafness.

    Holey F$#@&%^ Cheeses! Where are my f&*^%[email protected]* spectacles?

  • badboy
    badboy

    I mean rector as in rector of a church!

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