"We are going to tackle them and going to destroy them, we will not surrender," he said. "The US will surrender or we will burn their tanks." Gunfire broke out after he stopped speaking, and an invading soldier trod on the microphone cable, but stopped and said, "Erm, sorry mate."
Immediately after these words were spoken, a huge shell exploded behind the dining room table, scattering vital documents all over the place and causing several invading British soldiers to run into each other, resulting in exclamations of "Blimey!", "Buggrit!" and even "Nobody said the Arabanoids would use weapons of mass paper destruction against us!"
Don't you guys also think that this dude is a bit...strategically challenged?
Iraqi Information Minister Tells The Truth!
Okay, US-troops will win. They are in the strong position to bomb Iraq and Iraqian people down into the dust.
But can you imagine a time - in a near or far future - where US-soldiers could win the hearts of Iraqian people? Can you?
How many soldiers have to remain in Iraq year by year? 200 000 ? Or a half million? Or one million? Who should pay this?