What would you do if the Society Declares Bankruptcy

by Quarterback 54 Replies latest jw friends

  • bafh
    throw a party?
  • StarTrekAngel

    All cool cognac!

    About tithing. Why would they ever do that if what they are getting from the cong now is over 10% off all the funds available?

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut
    I'd call my Witness relatives on meeting night and say "Sooo....whatcha' doin' tonight ?"
  • punkofnice

    I imagine there would be a number of hard liners that would think it's a prelude to armageddon(tm). I imagine them in a basement studying old publications by candle light awaiting the rumblings of god's day of lovingly murdering innocent children as well as adults.

    You gotta love Jehovah(tm), he's so loving to his 'thinkingest(tm)' people.

    How happifying.

  • Vidiot

    Confirm it, then re-confirm it, then re-re-confirm it.

    Have a drink.

    Call my mother and ask her if she's okay.

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