What would you do if the Society Declares Bankruptcy
- throw a party?
All cool cognac!
About tithing. Why would they ever do that if what they are getting from the cong now is over 10% off all the funds available?
- I'd call my Witness relatives on meeting night and say "Sooo....whatcha' doin' tonight ?"
I imagine there would be a number of hard liners that would think it's a prelude to armageddon(tm). I imagine them in a basement studying old publications by candle light awaiting the rumblings of god's day of lovingly murdering innocent children as well as adults.
You gotta love Jehovah(tm), he's so loving to his 'thinkingest(tm)' people.
Confirm it, then re-confirm it, then re-re-confirm it.
Have a drink.
Call my mother and ask her if she's okay.