Awake Cover

by Watchtower-Free 9 Replies latest social humour

  • Watchtower-Free
  • Phizzy
    You won't only be able to pick 'em out by the weird way they dress, you will be able to smell 'em coming !
  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Naked, wet, and rubbing your entire body with slippery soap--these are all the tools of Satan the Devil!

    Baptism is the only contact with water that true Christians need. It's the example that Jesus set. He got wet all over when he was baptized. Other than that there was hand and feet washing, but nothing in between. Later the bible records in detail that he used his superpowers to avoid contact with water by walking over top of the water instead of getting wet by swimming.

  • steve2

    Soap and steaming hot water are the enemies of pure thoughts. Keep your hands off your body.

  • LV101

    Bethel needs to be contacted immediately. Seriously, they need to be lectured on hygiene and take time to indulge in water/soap -- it's amazing what it does for the body! It was unbearable sitting thru local, 2-day assemblies yrs. ago and the hall. I realize it takes energy for the elderly but if they need help in this area the Org should pay caregivers to help them out. It wasn't only the elderly that needed bathing/hygiene help -- I suspected their schedules were so burdensome they skimped in this area.

    What a sick cult!

  • Divergent
    Seems legit! =)
  • sparrowdown

    By the look on that guy's face self-worship that can easily degenerate into self-pleasuring.

    He's probably one of those "metrosexuals."

  • Vidiot
    Isn't that a screencap from Ferris Beuller's Day Off?
  • punkofnice
  • FayeDunaway
    Are there any references to bathing in the bible? Yes! Bathsheba bathed, and you know where that led her and the heartache it caused.

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