The difference between Heaven and Hell
IN HEAVEN - The British are the police; the Germans the automechanics; the French the chefs; the Swiss the organizers; and, the Italians the lovers. IN HELL - The British are the chefs; the Germans the police; the French the automechanics; the Swiss the lovers; and, the Italians the organizers.
Now THAT one's getting passed around my office! Hilarious! Thanks!