A story of two JW families after the resurrection...

by James Mixon 7 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    This is a story of two JW couples, Brother Jerk and his wife sister pleasant, brother Easy Going

    and his wife No idea...Brother Jerk wife dies before the resurrection and soon after brother Easy Going kick

    the bucket.

    OK, so now we have the resurrection.

    B. Jerk wife shows up. Dear where are we living now?

    B. Jerk: I don't know where you are living but my wife and I are living in the big house overlooking

    the ocean.

    Sister Pleasant: Wife! What wife?

    B. Jerk: Sister No Idea , married to brother Easy Going. He died soon after you. We married about

    9 months after he kicked the bucket.

    SP; You don't love me anymore? Damn't she was my best friend.

    B. J: Out of sight out of mind.

    SP: Hell I was only dead for over a year.My body was still warm.

    Brother Easy Going shows up.

    B, Easy: But dear you told me you will wait for me in the resurrection, and you married

    brother Jerk. You told me you thought he was a jerk.

    Sister No idea: Well I still love you, but.

    B. Jerk: He chime in. Remember my wife he is the same as angels, no sex.

    B. easy: You stay out of this, I'm talking to my wife of 40 years.

    B. Jerk:You died man, get over it.

    B. easy: You are a A-hole.

    B. Jerk: watch your tone buddy, you are talking to one of the Holy Ones. I can DF you with

    snap of my finger.

    Brother Easy Going and sister Pleasant walks away with heads down mumbling,

    they call this paradise, this is F- up.

    The names are not the same, but I know of two couples this happen so we will have

    to wait to see what take place in the resurrection. LOL

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    A few moments later, Bro Easy Going and Sister Pleasant were hurled into the Lake of Fire for swearing in the New System.

    Problem solved.

  • GrreatTeacher

    Jeez, James Mixon, you come up with some crazy stuff.

    Every time I think, "This is the craziest stuff yet," you come up with something else!

    Whoowee, your mind must be a scary place! 😂

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    GT: My mind was ok before I became a JW,  a JW for 16 years is a scary place.

  • GrreatTeacher

    True that, true that.

  • Vidiot

    "We don't know..."

    "Wait and see..."

    "New scrolls will be opened..."


    I got to really hate those lazy-ass answers to the more difficult questions.

  • Carol1111

    Marriage is dissolved on death. Romans 7 v 3.

  • Crazyguy

    It's amazing how many jws get married months after the wife dies. And woman will gladly marry these guys knowing full well thier wife just died. Some really messed up people in this cult.

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