In a universe far, far away (and @ a major computer peripherals company), my programming buddies and I made up a rating scale of Software/Firmware Errors. It went something like this:
1- A single fly
2- A couple of mosquitoes
3- A swarm of gnats
4- A termite mound
(It’s been a long time; some items may have slipped beyond memory.)
Well, I think Simon has been dealing with THE TERMITE MOUND!!!!!!!
Thanks for your perseverance and here’s "hats off" to a really good sport!!!