Simona Halep has just given Serena Williams an absolute ass-whupping, winning her first Wimbledon title.
So I guess congratulations are in order.
But, I gotta say, if I'd forked out loads of money for a courtside seat I'd be a bit disappointed. The match lasted just 56mins, with Halep winning in straight sets 6-2 6-2.
Surely, it's time for the women to play over 5 sets in grand slam matches?