Brother s- Strive to become Ministerial Servants and Elders to attract the best wives
Brothers, please don't think you have to exert yourselves in the Society to qualify to attract a wife. Just like the Watchtower Organization, it doesn't quite look the same after the packaging comes off. This should be required viewing for every male over 18.
"...Brothers - strive to become Ministerial Servants and Elders to attract the best wives..."
Translation: "...commit yourself more fully to the Org or you might not get laid..."