There's always room for beer

by ApagaLaLuz 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    I wanted to share this. It is so much like my outlook on life............

    Infinite Wisdom:
    > >
    > > A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on
    the
    table
    > in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very
    large
    > and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about
    2" in
    > diameter.
    > >
    > > He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it
    was.
    > >
    > > So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them
    into
    the
    > jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into
    the
    open
    > areas between the rocks.
    > >
    > > He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed
    it
    was.
    > >
    > > The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
    Of
    > course, the sand filled up everything else.
    > >
    > > He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded
    with
    > unanimous "Yes."
    > >
    > > The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table
    and
    > proceeded to pour their entire contents into the jar
    > >
    > > - effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The
    students
    > laughed.
    > >
    > > "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
    > recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the
    important
    > things - your family, your partner, your health, your children -
    things
    that
    > if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would
    still
    be
    > full.
    > >
    > > The pebbles are the other things that matter - like your job, your
    house,
    > your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff."
    > >
    > > "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued "there is no
    room
    > for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life.
    > >
    > > If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will
    never
    > have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to
    the
    > things that are critical to your happiness.
    > >
    > > Play with your children. Take time to get medical check-ups.
    > >
    > > Take your partner out dancing.
    > >
    > > There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a
    dinner
    > party and fix the disposal.
    > >
    > > Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set
    your
    > priorities. The rest is just sand."
    > >
    > > One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer
    > represented.
    > >
    > > The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you
    that
    > no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a
    couple of beers

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Hey, I haven't seen that one in awhile, but it's cute. The beer, hey...it's true, there's always room for a couple of beers.

    Canucks will agree wholeheartedly.

  • anti-absolutism
    anti-absolutism

    I never heard that one before....AWESOME!!!!! thanks

    Brad

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER..Did someone mention BEER!There`s always room for BEER! MOLSON CANADIAN BEER!! "I AM CANADIAN" ....LOL!...OUTLAW

  • JamesThomas
    JamesThomas

    Indeed!

    JamesT

  • Eppie
    Eppie

    So funny to read this while im drunk as i just had a party and drank tons of beer :), always room for more ;)

    Night night,

    Eppie

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