The best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
Surely this must mean the end is near!
Don't forget that suddenly Japanese are the world's greatest merchants and the Jews are the world's greatest warriors.
Put that in.
Our top political and business leaders control enormous wealth and resources, yet are terrified of saying anything that would offend one-legged black lesbians in case they get sued.