Listen here, when you have an exact date for your trip down under let me know. I'll meet ya at the airport, blow the big apostate horn and have some badass Sydney ciders picnicing in your honour.
Don't worry, I know how to show a caveman a good time, unclebruce
PS: Old Tom, how about we bbq and reverse baptise the big fella at Wattamolla Beach?
PSS: Is this a message board or am I being a jerk again?