It's true. I have hardly any hair on my body at all. I once took weeks trying to grow a beard and tash, after 6 months I shaved it off and Her Ladyship didn't even notice. When girls kiss me on the cheek they exclaim: "Oh isn't your skin so lovely and soft!"
I can shave once every 3 days and no-one thinks that I look unshaven. My chest-hair is like a Chinese football team, 7 a side. If I engage in a spot of arm -wrestling I can see people staring fascinated at my smooth arms, wondering if I am really, well, sort of a bit girlie..
Oh yes, why am I writing this?
Well, I was just looking at some pics of our semi-apostate barbie last year, and it reminded me of how I decided to wear shorts, it being a warm day an' all. Suddenly, I had a flash back to a certain unidentified lady present, who said to me in a loud voice:
"I've never met a man who waxed his legs before!"
Englishman. (In a rather self-depracating mode at the moment, still reeling from being beaten fair and square by the Aussies )