Things You Will Learn From A CAT:
- Only allow people to touch you with your permission. If not: make them regret it.
- Spend your days sleeping, eating and playing.
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Then, halfway ask yourself: "Why bother?" and turn around.
- Rip the word 'obedience' from your dictionary.
- Trim your nails on any object of choice.
- Play with your food.
- If someone offended you show them your *ss.
- Show proudness, agility and independance.
- Be loyal to the one you see in the mirror.
- When in danger become bigger then you are.
- Tolerate authority rather then submit to it.
- When bored, create complete chaos by ravaging the place. Blame it on the dog.
- Drink lotsa milk.
- Your favorite food is meat. When it was somebody-else's this is an added bonus.
- When you're happy, share this with anybody around. No people around? Hey a chair will do nicely too.
- Delight in the simple joy of chasing butterflies.
- Don't settle for cheap food.
- Climb on top of everything, pretend to be King of the Rock.
- When you need to release some energy, run around the house making weird noises, terrifying everybody and afterwards pretend it never happened.
- Pet? Pet? You are nobodies pet!
- When you need love, seek a nice lap and cuddle.
- What is an egoist? An egoist is somebody that doesn't think of ME!