An e-mail I got about the benefits of sex.

by JeffT 4 Replies latest social relationships

  • JeffT

    Benefits of sex!!!!!!!!!!!

    You've gotta read this.
    Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.

    Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
    sexually active or not?

    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
    make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

    This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
    Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in ! 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!

  • BadJerry

    Ooooooh my...I found a copy of this in my deleted folder..AND IT'S TWO MONTHS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You gotta tell me how/who to beg for fogiveness before it starts to..........what's that smell?

  • SheilaM

    Thunder Rider and I concur wholeheartedly with the findings

  • Shutterbug

    SheilaM, could we have some before and after pictures ??


    Ummmm. . . So where can I get ME some of those . . . ummmmm. . . benefits?


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