They Were Just Here, The S.O.B.s

by Francois 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Francois
    Francois

    There I was, almost napping so soundly of a Weekend morn.
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    "Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door;
    Only this, and nothing more."

    "We're Jehovah's Witnesses" chirpped they proudly standing at my chamber door.
    "Uh Oh," said I, "through the fog that was from napping, interrupted by their rapping,
    tapping loudly on my chamber door.

    "That's a problem?" lept the question from their lips as I stood tapping,
    tapping rapidly my foot against the entrance to my chamber door.

    "Ya Wohl" I said as I continued with my tapping, now disgusted with their rapping,
    interrupting my fine napping,
    tapping on my chamber door.

    "On all the continents now I've seen the programs of your ken, how you crawl yourse'ves right in, Right in to the trust of all the daddies of the children that you later take to tapping,
    as soon as you can get them where you catch them while they're napping,
    And you slide yourselves right in.

    "That's not true" the other said as he stepped right up ahead,
    of the one he showed here up with to perform his awful rapping while I'm napping, tapping on my chamber door.

    "Horse shit" said I as their teeth together began their tapping,
    they knew I'd caught 'em napping,
    with the facts of sickie tapping of minors of their trapping,
    as they stood right there rapping, rapping on my chamber door.

    The whole word knows about your tapping of little children who should be napping,
    And you'll never win Life Eternal with this trapping of other's children for your tapping.
    Now begone you from my chamber door with your tapping and your rapping and
    your waking up my napping and return here
    Nevermore.

    francois, your most humble board bard with apologies to EAP.

    Edited by - francois on 8 February 2003 11:10:56

    Edited by - francois on 8 February 2003 11:12:3

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    Edited by - francois on 8 February 2003 11:12:57

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    HA!

    Very cool Frank.

    "We're Jehovah's Witnesses" chirpped they proudly standing at my chamber door.
    "Uh Oh," said I, "through the fog that was from napping, interrupted by their rapping,
    tapping loudly on my chamber door.

    I love it!

    ash

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    You did Poe proud 'Quotith the Witnesses never more"...

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Bravo!

    Edgar Allan Poe would be so proud of you.

    "Quote the Jehovah's Witness, nevermore."

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Sheila,

    You and I were thinking on the same line. We were probably composing at the same time, but you beat me by one minute. Well, what can I say? Great minds think alike.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Oh my gawd, that was hilarious!!! ROFLMAO!!

    Francois, you should take a copy of that and go and tape it to your local Kingdom Hall door...........

  • patio34
    patio34

    Clever man

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