I know some of these have already been posted, but I get a laugh out of them anyways:
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why i dismiss yours.
I think i'll believe in gosh instead of god.if you don't believe in gosh too, you'll be darned to heck!
It's your god There your rules You go to hell
Nobody wants to die, but everyone wants to go to heaven
An apology for the Devil: it must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered, religion is answers that may never be questioned
Faith is to human as sand is to ostrich
2 hands working does more than a 1000 clasped in prayer.
"I refuse to prove I exist" says god "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing." "Oh" says man "But the bible proves u exist and so therefore u don't."
Prayer=To ask the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?---Homer Simpson
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't-- it's that girls should stick to girl's sports,such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.---Homer Simpson