If you could name the theme of an assembly what would it be??? (page 5)

Fleece the Sheep Regional Convention

or more accurately Fleecing the Sheep

Any time I see 'RC' shown for Regional Convention, I initially think, 'Roman Catholic'.

WE STILL DON'T NEED JESUS AS OUR STINKIN LEADER!

" Corrupt and Pretentiously Righteous Sanctifying Bullshit " Regional Convention

Theme: Jesus' Biggest Purchase Ever- your soul!

Song: He will make you strong

Main talk 1: Life after baptism: Stay or Else

Demonstration: How to give a witness to those in religious cults.

Drama: The Birds will eat you- warning examples for our day

Closing Talk: Donations- A guide to repaying Jesus' for his free ransom™ sacrifice. But how?

Listen and Obey the Faithful and Discreet Guardians of Doctrine (G.O.D. )

"Who Will Conquer The World In The 1970's?"

Man, that very title sounds so Flash Gordon-y.

The repeat of the repeat of the repeat and lets repeat it again district convention of Jehovah's witnesses

Karter.

"Victory Over Common Sense" District Assembly

Myriads and myriads of Lemmings.

If you could name the theme of an assembly what would it be???