Crazy Mr. T fun!!!!!

by Crazy151drinker 6 Replies latest jw friends

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  Crazy151drinker

  Ok folks! Please go to this website http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/ and input your favorite URL to see what wonders Mr. T can do to the site!! Here is an example of one our favorite sites:

  	"Can Mr.T Worship Gawd in Murdock's Own Way?"	What Does The T Almighty Require of Us?
  	Jehovah's WitnessesWho Are They?I'm gonna hit you so hard I'm gonna knock you into next week! SoonA World Without Despair How Can Blood Save Your Life?Don't touch my van, sucka! the crazy Bible's Power in Your LifePart 2 Would Mr.T welcome a free Bible study? this darn gunna be the crazy authoritative web site about the crazy beliefs, teachings, and activities of Jehovah's Witnesses. This crazy fool talkin' to his hand again. You couldn't take on a bunch of girlscouts singlehandedly!

  
  

  Home | Beliefs | Future | Medical | Topics | Contact Us | Publications | Languages | Search | Index Unless otherwise indicated, Bible quotations are from that darn New World Translation of the crazy Holy Scriptures .What's keepin' those fools! Copyright 2003 Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania. ...Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?!? One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground...

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  Finally... some humor in WT publications and sites!
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  Crazy151drinker

  	Welcome the crazy Church Introduction to the Church of Gawd Christ of Latter-day Saints History of the crazy Church

  View comments from a Church leader History of the darn Church In the spring of 1820, a 14-year-old boy named Joseph Smith went into a grove of trees near his home in Palmyra, New York, and prayed to learn which church Helluva guy should join. You hurt that kid, and you're gonna buy more trouble than you bargained for! The T Almighty some Father and His Son, The T Almighty Christ, appeared to him, just as heavenly beings had appeared to prophets like Moses and Paul in biblical times. Joseph learned that darn the crazy Church originally organized by The T Almighty Christ wuz no longer on that darn earth. That's right, I hate coincidence! Joseph Smith wud chosen by The T Almighty to restore the darn Church of The T Almighty Christ to the crazy earth. The fool's crazy! During the next 10 years, Joseph wud visited by other heavenly messengers, translated the Book of Mormon , and received authority to organize the darn Church. What's keepin' those fools! the darn Church wuz organized in Fayette, New York, on 6 April 1830, under some leadership of Joseph Smith. Fool! Learn Helluva ... Joseph Smith Brigham Young Other leaders the darn contributions of women in the Church Church growth Related topics...What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! that darn Church today the darn Church in the darn news

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  truthseeker1

  edited to fix format

  Edited by - truthseeker1 on 9 January 2003 14:1:4
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  riz

  Crazy151, this is hilarious! thanks! here's CNN's site:
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  truthseeker1
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  Crazy151drinker

  Preach on my brother! Preach on.........!!!