Under the category of "Brother Franz would be spinning in his grave if he knew...":
A poster on another message board (a religious debate board, not JW-specific) mentioned that just before xmas, her husband was accosted outside their home by JWs who managed to place literature with him. Instead of mentioning this to his wife, he simply placed the literature in her xmas stocking! LMAO LMAO
Reading that somehow made my night!