Scaring off the Dubs

by stichione 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • stichione
    stichione

    I was in an apartment building today and saw a sign on a door:

    NO PEDDLARS
    NO JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
    I AM DISASSOCIATED

    Now that's interesting. One way not to have the mindless drones of the BOrg knocking on your door is letting them know that you are df'd or da'd. Even if it's a lie.

    Spread this "good news" to all your friends and family members!

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Too bad, then you can't even play with them?

    Too bad all these labels need to be attached, da'd, df'd, inactive, spiritually weak, etc.

  • Ed
    Ed
    NO PEDDLARS
    NO JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
    I AM DISASSOCIATED

    Beware: BAD ASSOCIATION

    My Field Service hours last month were below the national average

  • TheItalian
    TheItalian

    I'm in yet.

    I trust I can count on a:

    I'm already a Jehovah's Witness.

  • Francois
    Francois

    How 'bout:

    Jehovah's Witnesses and other cultists will be SHOT ON SIGHT.

    francois

  • Wolfy
    Wolfy

    I have told a few people what to do if they don't want Dubs banging on their doors. I said "tell the Witness that you would appreciate it if you did not call on the house. Can you please write that down in your records.). I said that they may call once or twice a year to make sure no one has moved or changed their minds.

    One of my workmates tried it and the person at the door seemed quite surprised....hehehe.

    Wolfy

  • seedy3
    seedy3

    I like to play with them, so I wouldn't do any of that. But I also like to play with fanitical christians too, I think they really are all one in the same.

    Seedy

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