LOL!!!! OMG!! Sorry for posting so much today, but I just went to the "Imitate WT Jewsus" convention and now I'm drinking.
#1) I told my wife that she has no personal beliefs. She merely "believes" whatever the current doctrine is. Her "beliefs" are not her own. Needless to say, this did not go over to well. Then at the RC, a GB helper announces the new/recycled Jesus book. He says, "This book also contains our current doctrinal understanding." OOOHHHHH!!!! SNAP!!!
I chuckle out loud! She becomes so pissed!! How dare I fail to do obeisance to a GB Helper?? LOL!! OH SHIT, he quotes me, word for word!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!
#2) Concerning the OP, G-Jacko says the GB are the Guardians Of The Doctrine!! Hee-hee-hee!!! HAHAHHA!! LOL!!!
Could someone PLEASE photo-shop the GB in a Guardians of the Galaxy spoof?? I would love you forever!!