If God would have meant for us to bend over he would have scattered diamonds on the floor.-Joan Rivers discussing her aerobics class
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. Rita Mae Brown
Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered. Rick Reilly
What Rick Reilly said about jogging can be applied
to the stair climber-my favorite.