An "inactive" friend of mine (hasn't gone to the Hall for about 11 years now) was visted by the elders on yep, you guessed it: Christmas Day. They asked her the standard questions: Do you still view yourself as a JW? Do you believe this is God's Organization? To which she firmly replied "no, you people are from your father the Devil."
Well, they told her that they were going to Disfellowship her. She asked on what grounds? She hasn't gone to the Hall in years! They made a few vague remarks and she said that it was slander on their part, and if they tried DF'ing her, she would announce it in the local newspapers that brothers so-and-so DF'd her without any reason whatsoever (it would cost her a few hundred bucks, but she would definitely do it). She promised that she'd name their names and would suggest that they're both pedophiles. I guess they said something like "we'll have you charged with slander" to which she replied "well then, that'll make two of us!"
They left without DFing her and I haven't heard anything read out at the Hall about it either. I think she managed to scare them a bit, and I think that this might be something others can try. Can you imagine the embarrassment if your name was published in the local newspaper for something like this? And if anyone even hinted that you might be a pedophile, that'd do them more harm than anything.