let us have some poetry

by Sabin 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sabin
    There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead and when she was good she was criticized anyway. (Elan Golomb, Ph.D., Trapped in the mirror.) Now one of my own. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love sex, How about you.
  • Prefect

    Mary had a little lamb

    The butcher killed it dead

    Now it follows her to school

    Between to bits of bread.

  • The Rebel
    The Rebel

    Linda Cosgrove kissed me,

    It nearly made me sick,

    Oh what a beastly trick,

    I was only six,

    And would, have shown her the wart on my knee,

    If she showed me the pimple on her behind,

    But she refused,

    So I told her she was " YUCKY"

    And she went off in a huff.

  • HB

    Sing a song o’ sixpence

    A pocket full of sighs,

    Four and twenty Elders

    Telling theocratic lies.

    But when the RC was opened

    The victims began to sing,

    Now wasn’t that a fine witness

    Before the judge to bring!

    The GB were in their Counting House

    Counting all their money,

    The Branch were in the dog-house

    Not finding it very funny.

    The JWs were on Facebook

    Claiming evidence is a lie,

    When down comes our Angus

    And hangs them out to dry!

  • Sabin
    HB thats brilliant i love it
  • Sabin

    this little jw went to bethel, this little jw stayed in the cong, this little jw abused a child, this little jw hid it all in the files & this little jw went lies lies lies lies all the way to the royal commission. That's my hubbies.

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