New Designs for Bethel Submitted Last week

by Gizmo 8 Replies latest social current

  • Gizmo
    Gizmo

    Below are the Blue prints for the New Bethel Headquarters in New York

  • Gizmo
    Gizmo

    After only a few short courses in Bible study and going to meetings....you will begin to reap the Benefits of The Wonderful Truths That Set you FREE!.

    • Better Health
    • A New Lease on Life
    • New and Enhanced friends
    • A whole NEW Family who think alike
    • The Real Hope for a NEW order
    • Brain re-adjustments
    • Never ending supply of wonderful reading material

    This and much more can all be yours all for a small contributin of your time, money, sanity, and total subliminal control of your life.

    In the end you too will look like our Happy Local Circuit overseer below.

    May we all be thankful to The WTBTS

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    And I understand they have a new hotline to God

  • Utopian_Raindrops
    Utopian_Raindrops

    Actually I find the new dress code quite appealing....I think maybe it's missing something....Ahhhh yes the whip to beat the sheep in submission!

  • recoveringexjw
    recoveringexjw

    i laughed so hard i shit my pants

  • Utopian_Raindrops
    Utopian_Raindrops

    UMMmmmm recovering....here's a link to help you out with the little pants proplem

    http://www.bareware.net/diaper.htm?source=overture#wipes

    Edited by - Utopian_Raindrops on 18 December 2002 1:1:21

  • recoveringexjw
    recoveringexjw

    ha ha he he very funny

  • rocky220
    rocky220

    LMAO!!!!!! "TO RESIST IS FUTILE.".........ROCKY 220

  • Truth2Me
    Truth2Me

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!

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