Who would Jehovah Vote For In 2016?

by BashfulAshG 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • BashfulAshG
    BashfulAshG

    We all know that JWs don't vote, but hypothetically, who would Jehovah or the GB vote for and why?

  • freemindfade
    freemindfade
    Dionysus
  • adjusted knowledge
    adjusted knowledge

    What country and what election?

  • FayeDunaway
    FayeDunaway
    Huckabee
  • Mephis
    Mephis

    Someone like this here in Britain.

  • BashfulAshG
    BashfulAshG
    USA, presidential.
  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    Donald Trump. He speaks without thinking, everyone is below him especially

    women and he would be a great GB member..

  • freemindfade
    freemindfade

    I retract dionysus

    YHWH the all knowing desert god, with his eternal wisdom and justice would Vote for ...

    Bill Clinton

    no... he's not running, but its god we are talking about here. He can do what he wants, and i think he knows we need more BJ's in the oval office and such to get this country back on track!

    Actually Old Testament God would vote for ISIS new testament god.. Bill Clinton

  • Brighid
    Brighid
    I don't know of any totalitarian, fascist, big brother types running on the Theocratic party ticket at least here in the Western world, so I'm stumped.
  • _Morpheus
    _Morpheus
    Trick question. The desert god of the hebrews is petty and jealous. He tells us so specifically. He would only vote for himself and would kill anyone who didnt vote for him.

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