should jws KEEP LIONS?

by badboy 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    I understand that the Sumerian word for lion is `dim' which is where the word`demon' comes from.

    Should a jw therefore have any connections with lions?

  • blondie
    blondie

    No, JWs should not keep lying.

    Oh, you mean lions.

    Never mind.

  • TheStar
    TheStar

    LOL... badboy, you crack me up...

    I hope one of your posts will someday get through to some lurker. Showing them how ridiculous JW doctrines really are....

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    LOL, Blondie, that's pretty much what I was going to say. I see they'll keep lyin for as long as they can.

    Lew W

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Yes, BadBoy, every single one of them should have a great big ferocious male lion, to get them in practice for all that petting that they will have to do on the New Earth. Just don't tell them that they aren't tame yet!

    Spanner

  • Pathofthorns
    Pathofthorns

    Aside from your bringing your own posts back to the top the other day (essentially spam) these posts crack me up! I think even alot of their die hard members are even embarassed at the reasoning behind their forbidding certain things. I wonder if people were actually disfellowshipped over something so ridiculous as having windchimes?

    Path

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    Hey, Badders,

    I was just wondering where you get all your info. from?

    You started a post about JWs not keeping domestic cats a while ago. Can you elaborate on your sources of info. for that one?

    I know at least Two JWs who keep cats, and that would be a good subject to talk about!

    Spanner

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    What about in the Bible Story book when kids are playing with Lions, what's that all about? Children romp and frolic with the devil in the new system? I am scared! Someone hold me!

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Yeah, I think they should throw a few lions to the Jehovah's Witnesses--at least in the new earth. They're not quite tame enough yet, however, as that recent episode of the zookeeper in Panama City, Florida and Awake! photographers (correspondents) demonstrated. Wonder if that lion story will be printed?

  • Mary
    Mary

    Only if yer name is Daniel............and you pray alot

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