Men VS. Woman

by Lin 0 Replies latest jw friends

  • Lin

    Difference b/t Men & Women
    > Element Name: WOMAN
    > Symbol: Wo
    > Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!!
    > Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
    > freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
    > used
    > well.
    > Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
    > affinity
    > to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone.
    > Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when
    > placed next to a better specimen.
    > Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
    > wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
    > Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
    > Element Name: MAN
    > Symbol: Xy
    > Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50
    > Physical Properties: Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find
    > pure sample.
    > Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also
    > tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with
    > Kd
    > (element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating
    > with
    > alcohol.
    > Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to
    > produce large quantities on command.
    > Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins
    > to
    > smell.

Share this