Hairy hunchback, covered with boils, seeking Ricky Martin clone who appreciates a fine hump. Must be willing to mop up sputum and empty chamber pot. Romamtic evenings riding the bus and wandering the aisles of Wal-Mart. Call Bruno.
GWM seeking LTR
LTR stands for long-term relationship.
Doh! I should have known that! I knew I'd regret asking that. Thanks ,robotnik