New arrangement ...fines in stead of disfellowshipment.

by fulano 11 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • fulano
    fulano

    That's wat I heard the other day. Now you pay fines for your sins.

    Adultery is a 450 euro's ( for a firsttimer)

    Smoking is a 300 -500 euro's sin ( depents on what the blow was)

  • cultBgone
    cultBgone

    Are you sure you're not thinking of the catholic church???

  • baltar447
    baltar447
    Nice try at satire. And I'm being sarcastic.
  • Brokeback Watchtower
    Brokeback Watchtower
    I'm sure heavy contributors get preferential treatment at a judicial hearing for some wrong doing and the scales tip in their favor.
  • berrygerry
    berrygerry
    This is a good idea on many levels.
  • truthseeker100
    truthseeker100

    This is a good idea on many levels

    You sound like a pope or a GB member.LOL

  • JeffT
  • prologos
    prologos

    yeah, like the solution to the loaded carts in front of your's in the line-up for the "12 item or less" cashier:

    double the price for items 13-15, triple the price for 16-20.--

  • sir82
    sir82

    Ha ha - love it!

    Maybe you get a discount for telling the story to the 3 elders in a "Penthouse letters" style....

  • Splash
    Splash
    I hope they publish a menu with all the prices on then.

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