Why Dont They Just Come Out and Tell the REAL TRUTH?
I guess since they wont do it for themselves, I humbly (yes, I use this word "humbly" loosely, since I am the boards MOST humble person) will do it for them.
What is it that the WTBTS sells? Is it truth? Is it salvation? Is it a piece of mind? Is it promise from God?
Nope I can sum it all of what they sell in to one word:
BULLSHIT.
D8TAS Handy Dandy Guide to WTBTS BULLSHIT
Jehovahs Witnesses Who Are They? What Do They Believe?
Who Are They? (Do we care?)
Its their desire that you become better acquainted with their BULLSHIT. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily BULLSHIT of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their BULLSHIT to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door about their BULLSHIT.
Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your BULLSHIT. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their BULLSHIT, their BULLSHIT organization, and how they feel about the BULLSHIT people and the BULLSHIT world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this BULLSHIT for you.
In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have BULLSHIT economic, physical, emotional BULLSHIT. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the BULLSHIT to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to BULLSHIT to do BULLSHIT, and they apply HORSE SHIT themselves to fulfill this BULLSHIT. In all their activities they seek guidance from the BULLSHIT and HORSE SHIT of the Assholes known as the Governing Body (aka: Master BULLSHITTERS).
The BULLSHIT of Jehovah's Witnesses in modern times has been filled with dramatic events, also referred to as SELF RIGHTEOUS EGOTISTICAL MONKEY SPUNK! From the one small Bible study in Pennsylvania back in 1870, the Witnesses by the year 2000 grew to some 90,000 congregations worldwide. See how many people believe the BULLSHIT?
What Do They Believe? (As if you dont know by now???)
They believe that, out of all the BULLSHIT ever conceived in our history of humanity, that they have the TRUE AND ACCURATE BULLSHIT! All that other BULLSHIT youve heard in your lifetime from anyone else? Screw it all! Jehovah Witnesses are GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE TO SPREAD BULLSHIT! That's right! Now arent you happy, that there are people in this world that actually have found THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE BULLSHIT?
And what are the perks? Hey, if you believe the HORSE SHIT the WTBTS shovels you...GOD LOVES YOU and, and, you get to live forever on a paradise earth! Isn't that special? And guess what happens to all the people who refuse to hear the WTBTS's BULLSHIT? Well then you get thrown in to a lake of fire. which is most likely filled with APE SHIT! Now that is some serious SHIT!
Whats better, lets say you are born in to this SHIT. You grow up hearing and learning this BULLSHIT, and one day you say: "I've about had enough of this SHIT!".
And guess what happens?
Just take a guess?
Please?
THATS RIGHT! The WTBTS believes it has a "God given right" to throw BULLSHIT your way! Oh, they just wont let you go peacefully they'll make sure that in some way or another (be it family and/or friends, articles of smear, etc.) that they will throw their HORSE SHIT in your path.
Nowsome of you hardcore scientific people want me to back up and prove that the WTBTS is full of BULLSHIT. Some people want me to logically show that the WTBTS are in error of their ways.
Know what?
FUCK THAT SHIT!
There are HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of experiences on this board and WWWeb of HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of people, who understand exactly what Im posting about here to day.
Im not going to prove what is an obvious situation of some dickhead ass slimes in New York who have the same need of power and control of peoples lives as Nero, Napoleon, Franco, Hitler, Mussolini, and/or every other individual(s) or empire in need of putting people in to some type of bondage.
No reason to be frickin REDUNDANT in presenting such evidence.
I rather just not take any more WTBTS BULLSHIT!
*Cough*
Wellthats my BULLSHIT of the day.
D8TA Jay Landry
Edited by - D8TA on 23 September 2002 20:12:3