The house we bought two years ago has a pool.
Before that, I would take my daughter and all of her friends to the High School pool. One time, it was so hot I left them there (lifeguards and plenty of people around) to drive to the next block. I went to get ice cream, water, etc.
When I came back, I decided to 'misbehave' and pull my car under the shade tree near the pool instead of leaving it in the wide open sunbaked lot.
There was a tall black man standing by the pool fence looking at the kids (not mine necessarily, but all of them). I thought nothing of it, but noticed a strange look cross his face immediately. He moved his hands immediately, and that's when I noticed he had a hard-on!!!!
He was masturbating while watching them. My first reaction was to yell, "You son of a #($^% " and throw my stuff down on the ground to chase him. He was much faster than me. I don't know what I was going to do if I caught him, LOL, but he sure as hell didn't hang around to find out.
I called the cops on my cell and they were there immediately. They said (from my description) it was a guy recently RELEASED into the neighborhood.
Now the city lifeguards have been trained to observe not only the children, but to keep an eye on the perimeter of the pools.
How sick is that?!?!?