Assembly talks we probably need to hear

by GentlyFeral 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  GentlyFeral

  Inspired by Ozzie's report on "WTS reaffirms Salvation only by Works":

  • Be Rich in Fine Works — Because It's Fun, Dammit!
  • "Undeserved Kindness" — Is It Really?
  • Play With Jehovah Each Day
  • Revelries that Refresh Jehovah's People
  • Making Room for Polyamory
  • "The Kingdom of God is Within You — No, Really!
  • Homosexuality — God's Gift to Ten Percent of Us

  Got any more?

  gently feral
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  Satanus

  Effective Masterbation

  How to Choose the Best Porn

  Which Weed Is the Most Spiritual

  Saving For Retirement - Yes, On Earth

  How Will You Spend Your Old Age

  The God Within

  Deminz, How to Banish Them Once and For All From Your Life

  How to Get Rich
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  Dia

  Pedophiles Among Us - Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Stone

  Smokers Among Us - Never! How Disfellowshipping Keeps Jehovah's Organization Clean

  Murderers Among Us - We All Have our Weaknesses

  Hypocrites Among Us - Judge Not That You Might Not Also Be Judged
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  SixofNine

  So different from the World, (how Jah's organization can kill the body AND the soul)
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  MegaDude

  Here's my wanna-see Special Assembly Day:

  "Start Your Own Religious Publishing Empire and Make Your First Billion"

  "Smearing Opposers Who Seek the Truth"

  "Why People Follow Megalomanics and How We Profit From It"

  "Situational Ethics, or How We Can Lie and Deceive with Jehovah's Blessing"
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  tyydyy

  Family Studies - How to Stay Awake

  Showing Love for the Whole Association of Brothers - Including that gossiping bitch sitting beside you.

  Daily Text - Come on...Please....Get a life!

  TimB
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  butalbee

  Effective Masterbation

  How to Choose the Best Porn

  Which Weed Is the Most Spiritual

  LOL.