Out of the mouths of babes

by Crystal 1 Replies latest social family

  • Crystal
    Crystal

    Subject: 1st grade proverbs

    A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each
    child in
    her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with
    the
    remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually
    done by
    first graders. Their insight may surprise you:

    Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader
    Never underestimate the power of............termites
    You can lead a horse to water but............how?
    Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty
    No news is..................................impossible
    A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
    You can't teach an old dog new...............math
    If you lie down with dogs,........... you'll stink in the morning
    Love all, trust.............................me
    The pen is mightier than the................pigs
    An idle mind is..............................the best way to relax
    Where there's smoke there's.................pollution
    Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents
    A penny saved is.............................not much
    Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers
    Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed

    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and......you have to
    blow
    your nose
    None are so blind as........................Stevie Wonder
    Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded
    If at first you don't succeed................get new batteries
    You get out of something what you...........see pictured on the box

    When the blind leadeth the blind.............get out of the way
    And the favorite.....
    Better late than............................pregnant

  • DJ
    DJ

    Crystal,

    Thanks for that. I got a chuckle! Little kids are such a trip. I own a few myself. Love, dj

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